'When you're about to fall asleep and remember you forgot to text bae good night. 'Oh what a surprise your man crush Monday is your boyfriend again well excuse me while I go have a drink with my single life.'Ħ0. The only thing I get to do anymore is whatever the hell I want.'ĥ8. 'Changing my relationship status from 'single' to 'still single.''ĥ7. 'When someone asks me why I'm still single.I guess I'm overqualified!'ĥ6.
